ripped

extremely drunk

We went out drinking and I got ripped!

by yo mama September 15, 2003

ripped

hammered. fucked up.

man... i am ripped...

by mikol September 15, 2003

ripped

to steal something

we just ripped this guys new phone!

by Henry September 21, 2003

ripped

So high, that you think you are in pieces. (Memories of High school)

After I smoke 5 bowls, I am so f***en RIPPED!
Dude, lets get RIPPED!

by Chris Michalski September 22, 2003

ripped

to put someone in their place; yell

"i heard shawna was talking about me, so when i seen her i ripped her"

by ~k November 12, 2003

Ripped

To get punked. To be made fun of.

Rippee: "So, I was playing this game and.."
Ripper: "What?"
Rippee: "I was --"
Ripper: "NAHHHH, SON!!! You've just been ripped!"

by a.tor August 7, 2006

Ripped Shandy

While masturbating, proceed to snap your banjo string.

*eyes widen* "Owwwwwwww SHIT!"
"What's up baby?"
"I think I just Ripped Shandy right then..."

by Young Sween January 25, 2009