Hide And Go Queef 

A game played by women. Escaping a social situation, due to expelling gas from the vagina. A game couples play, she hides and queefs and he looks aimlessly to find her.

She was an expert at {hide and go queef}.
He was a {hide and go queef} victim.
The dog got blamed for a bad {hide and go queef} game.

Hide And Go Queef by Camel Toe Bunchalotta September 26, 2012

G Queef 

The sound and bubbles produced when a gravity bong is pulled past the threshold of the water it is contained within. (Coined in Ohioville, circa 2009)

Don't pull up to hard on the gravity bong or it's gonna g queef!

G Queef by [e-mail] October 18, 2009

Reverse Queef 

When a partner eats out another and then procedes to burp into the vagina

Yeah last night I was eating out Val and I reverse Queefed her. She won't talk to me anymore

Reverse Queef by Pazman August 19, 2017

Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie

When a man ejaculates inside a girl while she is on her period and she proceeds to fart out of her vagina (pussy), squirting out the creamy, bubbly, red and white jizzblood. Afterwards the combination of all of the substances forced out by the queef, drip down into her shit coated asshole, which works as a crust for the Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie and a tasty, delicious snack.

1. I was really hungry, so I fucked my girlfriend while she was on her period without a condom, so I could eat a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.

2. Thank god I waited long enough to fuck my girlfriend for both her period and the diarrhea around her asshole to dry, so I could enjoy this fine delectable that is a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.

MMMMM...Bloody Queef Cum!!

Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie by Scott, Ben, Jesse October 28, 2007

california queef quaker 

when a girl lets out a thunder queef that hits 5.0 on the richter scale

jerry: Was that an earthquake?
krystal: no i jus queefed!!
jerry: damn girl!!! Your a california queef quaker!!

california queef quaker by goonersteve January 28, 2008

douching queef

when a chick takes out the douche, it makes a fart noise...thus a douching queef.

douching queef by Charlie Brown May 17, 2003

beef queef 

when air instead of seamen is expelled through the penis creating a farting sound and an odor.

Drews beef queef was so loud and smelly the gypsy family next door moved out.

beef queef by handsomedom May 9, 2011