Pound Sand

You pissed me off now go dig a hole in the sand for your pecker and begin to fuck the hole. Pound it hard and fast until your dick is raw.

Ali told me to remove my vending machine from the building so I told him to go pound sand.

by ilardi74 May 24, 2024

Pound Teen

A child you pick up from the adoption center who is in their teenage years. And like a dog that you would also pick up from the pound it will behave as to not go back to the pound.

Joe: Should I get a pound teen? I heard they're well behaved.
Jim: Yeah they don't do stupid teen shit because they dont want to go back to the adoption center

by vurvm April 15, 2024

Grave pound

When you have worms and let someone have anal sex with you.

Went over to my friend's house the other day and he let me do a grave pound on him

by Fredds August 17, 2021

25 pounds of m&ms

approximately 12,500 m&ms

person 1: you should buy 25 pounds of m&ms for your girlfriend
person 2: why would i need 12,500 m&ms for her?
person 1: why not?

by m&m simp November 7, 2021

Pound Town

When a dude is seriously eating the shit out of something.

Damn, very morning John buys a burrito and goes to Pound Town on that bitch.

by Rizzo99 April 21, 2017

Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.

Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!

by IFSATG March 26, 2021

dry pounded

Getting humped without being wet and him not using lube

Guy a: did you hook up with Stephanie?
Guy b: Yeah dude, she got fucking dry pounded!

by shamefuldaddy August 17, 2017