polish your own pedestal

To engage in excessively narcisisstic/vain speech or behavior.

When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.

Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.

by markolai April 7, 2013

Polish pulverizor

When a guy is getting his knob polished and right before he finished the polisher punches them in the junk.

Dude I was getting a bj and that chick gave me the Polish pulverizor.

by Drg1992 September 7, 2013

polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.

"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."

by Not So Super Mario September 20, 2013

polish your swag

Make your style better

Katie- hey michayla you need to polish your swag
Bob- you got that right!!

by Clothes_ismyway October 4, 2013

polish watermelon

When you bust a nut inside a watermelon and give it to a friend at a summer party.

Guy 1: I totally gave Joe a Polish watermelon at that party last week!

by Ballllllllllls October 9, 2013

polish silver

to masturbate (for females)

Oh, i haven't fucked in ages, i need to polish silver.

by insanitune November 27, 2013

polish twist

Is an act of trying to seduce a female at a bar by grabbing her private parts from behind and you would finger her if she was not wearing clothes.

Did that guy really thing that he could get that girl with a polish twist.

by Svangur September 30, 2014