Pit Apostle

Worships Pitbulls above family, community, friends and other animals.
Believes Pits are perfect and can do no wrong; any “unpleasant” actions are attributed to outside influences.
Will devalue any other living entity in favor of the Pit.
Expresses no regret or sorrow when Pits maim or kill.
Threatens violence to any and all who don’t ascribe to their “beliefs”.
Describes every pit as “loving”.
Believes society should accept attacks as “collateral damage” to preserve their right to own a killing machine

"The Pit Apostles are at it again, blaming a two-year-old child for the fatal mauling he received at the jaws of a pitbull"

by PhD Candidate 2024 November 2, 2023

Ass Pits

The combination of a smell mixture somewhere between that of ass and arm pits.

"Jeez A Cheez It My Yeshua-Fly Ass Pits!"

(Jesus Built My Hotrod)

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 17, 2023

PIT

"Put It There". The indication of your desire to have a particularly fine piece of man meat to "have you" right there, right then.

*indecently attractive person walk by*

"PIT" XD

by PIT stopper June 3, 2010

Pit

Pit is short for pitiful means that something is sad or sucky

Your grandma died. Dang that's pit

by Vatoloco116 August 11, 2019

the pit

a dirty old pub in a small town where pedophiles like to hang

"you going to the pit tonight?"

by lad ere dissing it April 16, 2010

The mud pit

When you trying to do anal with a girl and around the butthole there is still feces.

"Nah man, she trying to pull me in the mud pit."

by The sex prophet September 30, 2016

pit crew

pit crew; a group of teenagers -usually grade 9 or 10- at the sphs pit where they go to smoke and chooch (chooch is a vape)

"hey look it's the pit crew"
"i cant wait to see the pit crew at lunch"

by anonymous May 12, 2022