Piss whistle

Musical instrument from the same musical family as the 'Pink Oboe' or 'Bed Flute'.

Play us a tune on the old piss whistle Marjorie!

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by effinG123 June 8, 2010

Piss Hole Pals

A lesbian couple

Hey, get a load of those piss hole pals...

by Nate1957 September 9, 2010

knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

jackin off

he got caught doin the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

by skrats October 7, 2009

she can't hold her piss.

It is a phrase used mainly in Ireland, that means this particular woman cant keep a secret, especially when she is drunk.

Guy 1:Did you here what she said about Sean last night?

Guy 2: Sure you know that after a few beers she can't hold her piss.

by GERDAN FANTANA June 9, 2011

Piss Boner

An involuntary erection generally occurring upon waking in the morning.

Man, I was havin' this really vivid dream, but then I woke up with just a piss boner, y'know what I mean, man?

by kinsmed July 2, 2004

piss out your ass

When you sit down to take a shit, it ends up being all liquid, and sounds like your pissing in the toilet.

You shouldn't have ate that Taco Bell. Now you are going to piss out your ass all day.

by name818 December 21, 2008

piss hard on

that erection you have when you first wake up; due to the accumulation of urine over the night. It is especially hard and stiff, the best kind to fuck with. In a pinch, it is a great towel rack! Even if you hang a wet towel on it, it will stay hard as hell! A great, if slow, fuck cock. Girls love it!

man: Oh, Baby, look at my piss hard on!

wo-man: Oh, man, that needs to be in my pussy!

man: Should I piss... Or should I fuck?

wo-man: Fuck me, baby, fuck me!

by ezpoppy August 8, 2006