pee jokes

Jokes to break the awkward tension after peeing on your friend while drunk

Wow your pee jokes really make me feel better about your urine being on me.

by Drunkfriend July 2, 2016

pee-ness

(noun) smell of extremely, disgusting pee that comes from guy's bathrooms

(noun) state you're in when something sucks

1. this sucks! PEE-NESS

2. *walking pass boys bathroom
"what's that smell? ewww its....PEE-NESS"

by bugirlito3 September 3, 2011

pee-bawl

The act of urinating into a female during sex.

"I totally pee-bawled that hooker last night."

by andy1215 October 22, 2009

peeing gay

for 7 males to join together in one glorious climax. usually spadging on a ladies' thogg, stay puft style.

i saw peeing gay last night. it was wicked!

on that film i just watched, there was a peeing gay scene and they all had mansarino members!

by listypoos September 28, 2004

pee-do

n. a small penis. this word is typically used by children, but may refer to a grown man's dong if it is tiny enough.

"Mommy, my pee-do is hard. Will it go away?"

by FeFe16 December 31, 2009

Pee and Flee

After making love... S/he falls asleep... You piss on in/on the bed and leave.

Dude I donkey punched her and a pee and flee.

by Poop George II October 30, 2008

Asian peeing

Girl asians with really small eyes that looks almost like a vagina when there crying

that girl over there has asian peeing eyes.

by asian coole December 16, 2009