Earth Pearls

The edible rhizome of Stachys affinis also known as crosne, Japanese artichoke, or knotroot. The rhizome looks like white pearls pressed together and tastes like a gentle and slightly sweet radish raw. When cooked it takes like a slightly nuttier artichoke.

You can harvest earth pearls in the fall.

by MsWolf October 25, 2025

Mermaid's Pearl Necklace

The Mermaid's Pearl Necklace is when a man slaps their partner in the face with a Nassau Grouper (or any other fish) while simultaneously ejaculating on her chest.

Oh man last night I gave my girlfriend a Mermaid's Pearl Necklace! Probably shouldn't've used a frozen fish though.

by Capt_Bitey_Bart November 8, 2025

Señor Pearl

The hottest most sexy Spanish teacher ever. There is no word that can describe his beauty. Every time he rolls his r’s or scolds you, you will feel it to the bone. His crystal blue eyes shimmer in the sky like the ocean. You wish you could have his class everyday.

Student 1: ugh I wish I had Spanish
Student 2: yeah I have the hottest teacher ever, Señor Pearl

by Hottest student February 14, 2024

Pearl Bonnet

When a man ejaculates on a bald woman’s head

Do you remember that bald girl? Yeah, I gave her a pearl bonnet.

by TissuesBox March 8, 2024

Pearl stepping necklace

We've all seen how popular step daughter and step sister smashing has gotten lately. Well they want pearls just as much as anyone else does. PEARL STEPPING NECKLACE IS WHEN U CUM ALL OVER YOUR STEP DAUGHTER OR STEP SISTERS UPPER BACK AND BACK OF THE NECK LEAVING A VERY DISCRETELY PLACES PEARAL STEPPING NECKLACE just so no suspicious FAMILY MEMBERS NOTICE THE PEARL STEPPING NECKLACE

U should see the pearl stepping necklace I gave my step sister yesterday it was glistening like diamonds. I gave my step daughter the hottest pearl stepping necklace to her for her birthday.

by gumbolious March 9, 2024

Pearl Harbor Boy

A word that is used to describe that one chink in your class whos smart as fuck and keeps to himself. Usually said by a person called Ashytyn in a certain physics class.

1. Yo does anyone have the answer to the labs?
2. Nah
1. Pearl Harbor Boy! Get your ass over here and help us with the work.
2. Alright, *Does the work*
1. Doing Gods work you fuckin chink

by ThatNIGGAChris1235 March 11, 2024

Pearl Harbor Boy

A word that is used to describe that one chink in your class whos smart as fuck and keeps to himself. Usually said by a person called Ashytyn in a certain physics class.

1. Yo does anyone have the answer to the labs?
2. Nah
1. Pearl Harbor Boy! Get your ass over here and help us with the work.
2. Alright, *Does the work*
1. Doing Gods work you fuckin chink

by ThatNIGGAChris1235 March 11, 2024