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Peanut butter necklace 

It's like a pearl necklace but made of poop.
"Last night when my girlfriend passed out I gave her a peanut butter necklace because I am breaking up with her "
Peanut butter necklace by MadResults December 22, 2024

Peanut Lord 

our lord, he brings us joy with his maracas.. if you see him ever, be blessed, but be careful and DON’T blink or look away, he’ll snap your neck, so give him his maracas and watch him from afar, and if he’s pleased with your business, he’ll title you as the maraca king/queen, obviously not as great as being a peanut lord, but he looks so happy and cute :333
Person1: “Have you prayed to the Peanut Lord??”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”
Peanut Lord by SillyCaterpillar December 31, 2024

Peanut butter glove 

Fisting a human with an upset tummy
I put my fist in him so deep that it came out with a peanut butter glove !!
Peanut butter glove by Gilburt February 4, 2025

Peanut Nose 

A flat nose (Usually Filipinos have them).
That guy has a cute peanut nose!
Peanut Nose by IdLxB February 11, 2025

Peanut butter jelqing 

When two men cover each others genitalia in peanut butter and jelly, they then rub their shafts together to make a PBJ, they don’t stop until one person cums. Whoever didn’t cum has to lick all of the peanut butter and jelly off of the other person
“Oh boy I really can’t keep doing peanut butter jelqing, Aaron always wins I’m tired of licking up everything”

Peanut Butter Jelly Time 

The act of 69ing while the male has freshly left the bathroom without wiping whilst the female is at the peak of her period, thus creating a cycle of them eating their bodily leakage.
Jared and Kris had some Peanut Butter Jelly Time earlier today, I can’t believe they went that far!