Kaiju Paradise

A horrible game. This game was made as a replacement for an older game which was basically a game called Changed but on roblox. And Changed is a furry fetish game. Not only that, both Kaiju Paradise and the game before has something called "transfur" which is a fetish. #DeleteKP #DeleteKaijuParadise

example 1 : "Kaiju Paradise is a game on roblox that has an audience of minors.
example 2 : "Kaiju Paradise is a furry game."

by The Industrial Revolution 777 July 2, 2023

padiddle

game played in the car while driving/riding with friends.

version one for younger crowd (more often a same-sex group): first person who spots a vehicle with a headlight out gets to punch the other in the arm as hard as they want.

version two for older mixed sex groups and couples: same as above but person who spots the missing headlight gets to kiss the person of their choice.

so it can be both a "fun" game and a date game.

girl: (sees car with headlight missing) "padiddle!"
turns to guy and says "pucker up..."
(ensuing accident covered by insurance, blamed on missing headlight. injuries to tongues also covered by auto insurance, but only if injured while car was moving.)

by njmartian October 31, 2006

electoral college paradox

People think that it is unbelievable if a presidential candidate wins in the electoral college but has 5 to 10 percent LESS popular vote. This definition shows an absurd and extreme, but illuminating example of how the loser in the presidential election can have an arbitrarily high percentage of the popular votes compared to the winner, i.e., way more then 5 or 10 percent.
Suppose there are 540 electoral votes. Divide the states into two groups, one having 271 votes, the other 269. Suppose in the "271" states, only 1 person in each state votes Democrat, 0 Republican. Suppose in the "269" states, 0 vote Democrat, millions Republican. Then by the electoral college majority, the democrats win but the Republicans have a million times more votes than the Democrats.

In the 2012 presidential election, it initially appeared that we might have an electoral college paradox. But the Democratic popular vote came back up and it was avoided.

by BillyBuggy November 9, 2012

Persecution Paradox

The " Christian persecution paradox" refers to the phenomenon whereby the more arguments you wage against a Christian that their actions are wrong or even un-Christian, the more convinced Christians are that their actions are correct and Biblical.

‎"And you shall be hated by all men for my name's sake (Mathew 24:9)."

This verse is the main problem. If a Christian does anything in the name of their religion and people react negatively to it, they take it as prophetic proof that they are true Christians. If you protest soldiers funerals in the name of God and people protest you, well, this proves you are a true Christian because you are being "persecuted". If you bomb an abortion clinic, if you violate the establishment clause, if you talk poorly about Jews, and people react negatively, then it's proof you're a true Christian. I bet if some Christian slept with goats and the rancher who owned them got mad, the Christian who slept with goats would say that the rancher's anger is prophetic evidence that the Christian was doing the Lord's work.

Wisconsin passed a law requiring mega-churches to pay taxes on their multi-million dollar income, and Evangelical Christians were more convinced than ever that they were True Christians because they suffer from a persecution paradox. -or - Westboro Baptist Church thinks they are doing God's work protesting soldier's funerals because the complaining survivors of the fallen soldier fuel Westboro Baptist's Christian persecution paradox.

by Reverend Aaron January 20, 2011

Paradouch

a group of people who get together and smoke all day and play timesplitters

I dont wanna join your crapy paradouch-

by Jeff C April 3, 2004

clown parade

in an academic hospital: a large gathering of physicians, fellows, residents, and medical students making "rounds". when they walk to the halls to see each patient and incessantly chatter about random facts, obscure diagnoses, and brown-nose their way up the ladder. they are often carrying backpacks, textbooks, tuning forks, ophthalmoscopes, and other medical gizmos..

Usually a "clown parade" has 10 or more participants.

A-man did you see that medicine team come to the ICU on rounds?

B-yeah dude... clown parade... clown parade deluxe.

A- how can they spend all day doing that??

by observant MD April 26, 2010

Milk Paid

When your high as as fuck and everything is going ABSOLUTELY perfect. You have weed, food, drinks, money, music, entertainment, and you don't want to go anywhere, or do anything because right now, you are in a perfect state of enlightenment. For the time being, you are in nirvana.

Naa, I'm so milk paid, I'm not leaving this room for another 6 hours

by Roy Wesley October 30, 2010