Packetlicker

The word used when describing KFC-people

Person 1: “hey we’re missing out McNuggets”
Person 2: “they must’ve hit a lick”
Person 1: “gahdamn packetlickers👨🏿 🌾”

by TheOriginalPacketlicker June 2, 2023

Sticky Packrat

The act popular in homosexual circle although not limited gay sex. Where one person seals the others ass crack with duct tape starting at the top of the cheeks and continuing to the taint. The person with the sealed ass then fills the cervice with shit. The orignal person then removes the tape and procedes to remove the fecal matter with ones tongue.

"I totally gave that dude i met at the bar a sticky packrat."

by curbside January 22, 2010

William Parker

A factory in Hastings that makes smug people.

"That Jamie is such a smug cunt"
"'Course he is, he went to William Parker"

by Captain Quango June 14, 2012

contact parker

A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.

"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"

"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."

"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"

by hmakav February 5, 2013

Suzi Parker

verb: In journalism, to post parody as factual news.

""You thought BenSmithing was bad? Suzi Parker basically reported an Onion article as real!"

by cat5stevens February 12, 2013

shit parker

Someone that has parked their vehicle in such a manner either consuming additional parking spaces or generally in a dickhead way.

i.e. You see that Shit Parker over there? He's using up 4 spaces! Let's take a picture and post it to the appropriate FaceBook page to shame him.

by ShitParkersOfYukon June 7, 2014

wank packet

A former vessel of snack goods such as 'chips' or Haribo which has been emptied and substituted for tissue roll or a condom in the event of an untimely 'free' wank.
Typically made of plastic. Often the corners are torn to allow more room to aim the wank.

"You're a wank packet."

by wordcount September 8, 2014