Chilling Poolside

Chilling Poolside is essentially the opposite of what it sounds. It is a term used to lure people to join you on the session without deterring them by telling them where you really are - often in a dingy room with a group of mentally disfigured guys on drugs. However dire the situation might seem, good music is often played when one is "Chilling Poolside."

Guy 1 - "Hey man where are you at, haven't seen you since you left the club earlier"
Guy 2 - "Yo, just Chilling Poolside with some cocktails and fly hunnies. Come round."
Guy 1 -"Really? Pretty sure I overheard you guys arguing about whether to get a 3 litre bottle of cider or special brew to take back to your flat. But now I know you're Chilling Poolside I'll be right there."

by MainVainer May 5, 2014

Influencer Pooling

Using many smaller influencers as a marketing strategy for businesses, instead of 1 large influencer for the same cost to ensure that the promotions will have a higher chance of becoming viral on the Tik Tok/Social Media algorithm.

"Influencer Pooling is much more efficient and effective than my previous strategies."

by Radian123 August 4, 2022

pooleying

Pooleying out is where all ya mates ask u to come out n party and u make really bad excuses to not come n then constantly moan about being bored.

"hey man im coming out at 5".............4.40"oh no im not"
1 hour later "im bored" via social networking sites
pooleying out

by Original Rambo April 24, 2014

Jordan Poole

This dude plays for the Golden State Warriors of the NBA. He plays like the best player in the league at times, and sometimes he is a carpenter chucking up those bricks

"Look at Jordan Poole man, with the way he's playing, he can be the next Steph curry!"

"Man look at Jordan Poole chucking up them bricks! Doing his best Ben Simmons impression."

by a to the k to the b March 2, 2022

Poole

A person that generates utter fantasy and awe. They usually like to play sports and are particularly good at them... especially basketball and billiards.

He pooled me with shock and awe!

by Entity5 October 9, 2008

conamire poolie

Someone who cons their way through life. poolie and lives in Towanda; south of the red light. Also known as a filthy dirt bag. Most often seen with summer teeth

You could tell he was from South Towanda, he tried to sell ice to eskimos. He’s such a conamire poolie; he was covered in grease and had summer teeth.

by CannaBit January 17, 2019

Pooling

To take ones pool chairs (the chairs right next to a pool), and put them in the pool during the night, as a prank.

1. Friend 1: Dude we should go pooling tonight!
Friend 2: hell ya!!!
2. Old man: damn kids pooled me again!!!!

by Charlie Tomaso April 19, 2009