polejockey

A man who likes to ride the dick.

Stop eyeballing me you goddam polejockey.

by Haremmaster April 27, 2006

Sweet polevaulting Jesus

Exclamation of equal parts disgust, disbelief, shock, and horrified concern for the speaker or situation referred to.

Guy #1: I didn't think Palin was so bad. Why didn't you women vote for her, anyway?
Girl #1: Sweet polevaulting Jesus, Caribou Barbie was the ultimate parody of a token! I don't know where the Gay Old Pedophiles find these incompetent candidates. She's tundra trash at it's worst, pimping out her office and family like she did.
Guy #1: OK, OK! Settle down!

by k2kate December 9, 2008

poles before holes

Meaning the same thing as 'bros before hoes'...the dude has the 'pole' and the girl is the 'hole'.

Larry: No, I gotta go, I promised Sara I'd walk her home.

Tommy: Dude, poles before holes! You're staying.

by Angelacia July 16, 2007

Polesbian

1. Polish lesbian.
2. Polygamous lesbian.
3. Polygamous Polish lesbian.

I hear polesbian is the new black.

by Carnie Hands August 9, 2008

poletential

What strip-club owners measure new applicants by. When a girl walks in to a club seeking work, there are certain things she must be able to do in order to be hired. How much she can make the club by doing her thing is known as poletential.

"Now Haley there, she can drop it like it's hot and pick up a dolla bill wit' that snatch. That's poletential,playa. Meg, though,..."

by Dr. Freeze June 18, 2008

gluten tag polen

start of a world war

gluten tag polen oh no

by 69 noice August 12, 2021

ski poles

A nickname given to any girl who has been known to simultaneously jerk off two guys sitting either side of her.

I hope ski poles is coming on our next excursion, Jack.
She sure made the bus trip a highlight last time.

by tweeter27 August 31, 2008