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Puffin

Same as a muffin top, but rolling out from the arm hole of a fatties too tight tee shirt (pit muffin)
Dude, I think that chics puffin just dripped in my drink
by Follysfinest December 8, 2013
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Stay Puff Nadeau

In laments terms, this is the act of having a partner (preferably male or a trans-gender) defecate on your penis and then using the feces as “lube” to jack off in front of fast food commercials.
This act can also be performed without a partner, it is preferred in some cases. Usually, the person performing the “stay puff nadeau” (or SPN) will smell his fingers to rate his own scent, the worse the feces smells, the more aroused the individual becomes (diet usually consists of deep fried buns for potency and substance of the feces).

This disgusting act was coined due to the small penis swelling up from all the fecal bacteria being introduced to the member, hence “stay puff”. The second part of the word, “Nadeau” refers to the originator of this sexually grotesque act.
Person #1: Damn, I ran out of lube, now what am I going to do to get my rocks off?
Person #2: Geez, not sure, why don’t you just go to the store and pick some up?
Person #1: Nah, I am too fat and lazy, I think I will just do a stay puff nadeau, I want to spice things up.
Person #2: You are gross Jason! Get the f*ck out of here!
by Down to be Brown May 20, 2009
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jiggly puff

to slap a girl in the face with your flacid wang!
by frankandballs September 13, 2009
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Pizza Puff

Hoes bustdown for a Pizza Puff.
by Tech5 October 21, 2005
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puffer fish

A males unshaved genital area. The male has not shaved for quite some time now and his pubic hair is long and puffy.
Samantha: Did you go down on Kyle ?
Nicole: he wanted me to, and i was down. However when i pulled down his pants i saw a puffer fish and totally freaked!
by Dj AF May 25, 2010
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phuff

I was gettin blown and I Phuff'd, bigtime.
by nate1234567 December 29, 2007
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Puff puff pirate

A term coined by my friend nicci whilst incredibly stoned. the story was told like this on the bus one mourning: after smoking copious amounts of weed, she decides to play 3,2,1 - a smoking game, but due to the excessive use of the drug, she could not remember its name and thus substituted it with 'Puff puff pirate'
(she could of alos been trying to refer to Puff the magic dragon or Chasing the dragon) lol love ya nix!
nicci:... er... yeah lets play ... erm... Puff puff pirate lol
by lowlife4ever March 10, 2008
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