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phuff
phuff by nate1234567 December 29, 2007
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puff penis
A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.
Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."
puff penis by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017
puff n pooh
Illicit cigarette smoking
v. To sneak out for a cigarette, whilst throwing a ball to your dog Winnie.
v. To sneak out for a cigarette, whilst throwing a ball to your dog Winnie.
puff n pooh by Jeffrey Jingles December 9, 2012
puffed
puffed by talk2me-JCH2 November 11, 2016
Pheff
When you feel like a squish, warm inside, happy to the extent to where you can’t stop smiling with someone or something.
Pheff by Drew.Berks May 18, 2019
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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