stud panda

A person who seems to be very conservative, but is actually a freak in the bed.

I always thought he was a prude. It turns out he is a stud panda.

by TonyDipp December 30, 2022

Panda

A person of mixed race that is both black and white.

Joey: shut up you stupid panda

Ryan: what the fuck do you mean by that?

Joey: you’re black and white

Ryan: are you fucking kidding me?

Joey: 🐼

by Detective Deez January 11, 2023

panda

when someone hasn't had sex for over 4 weeks (one month)

'omggg next week u are gona be a panda unless u have sex this weekend'

by ket123 November 27, 2018

“Trash Pandas”

In similarity to the DADS, a type of continual excreting of feces the day after consuming a various array of food and alcoholic beverages. Most commonly occurring after holidays, large gatherings, or weddings. The particular odor being akin to Trash.

noun; “I’ve got a case of the “Trash Pandas”.
Verb; “Have you been “Trash Panda-ing” all day?

by Alvabenz December 6, 2018

Panda

to be a "panda", when someone calls you a "panda" it means that you are acting dumb, or being dumb on porpuse. the word is used mostly by highly intelligent people.

"you are such a panda" or "stop being a panda"

by YaBoiMagnum October 24, 2018

Landfill Panda

A fat-ass raccoon that is too gravitationally-challenged to hide in a tree. Therefore said Trash Panda prowls regions of landfills as to not having to climb but is complacent finding a home in the refuse and wallows in beheaded baby dolls and the lost dreams of childrens toys. Why? It's a fucking Landfill Panda. Why not?

I put this nanny-cam in Teddy Ruxpin. The batteries corroded the back and we tossed it in the can. Except...they weren't corroded...it was lemon-lime jello dust from when we made the tropical aspic. It captured everything. Landfill Panda and all. Land"fill" was right. Talley-ho.

by ZooOfRabidity October 26, 2018

Sad panda shower

A shower in which one is 1. Hungover or 2. Suffering from gastrointestinal distress and lays on the floor of the shower curled up in a fetal position until the hot water runs out.

I was up all night throwing up and only a sad panda shower made me feel better.

by Fakakda November 1, 2018