Plan your own funeral

Another way of saying, “Mind your own business.”

“Oh go plan your own funeral dipshit!”

by Bobalingo April 4, 2024

Own goal

Changing your own news descriptor from “alleged rapist” to “actual rapist”.

The verdict on actual rapist, Bruce Lehrmann’s two counts of rape in Toowoomba, Queensland have yet to be passed down. (Example for “own goal”)

by grimjimslim April 15, 2024

Brampton's Own

A movie with a hot ass white nigga

Man, Brampton's Own is such a great movie!

by entershift April 28, 2024

getting high on his own supply

When you start to believe the hype about yourself: arrogant superiority.

That dude is acting like he all that. He's getting high on his own supply!

by chillbilly* May 26, 2024

Own Cum

Own Cum - To masturbate and shoot a cumshot onto your face and/or in your own mouth.

My girlfriend caught me masturbating and as my punishment, she made me taste my own cum!

by Evo Zondo May 30, 2024

Post-Owned Car

A car for sale after having been previously owned

I'm gonna go buy a post-owned car

by Iamafox March 29, 2024

Hoisted by my own re'tard

Thwarted by one's own stupidity.

I do the same thing every week, expecting a different result. I'm continually hoisted by my own re'tard.

by bumchutney February 7, 2022