whiskey shits

The acrid vile often unexpected liquid black excrement that comes spewing forth violently after a whiskey binge.

1. I was in the can most of the morning because of those goddamned whiskey shits.

2. He thought it was a fart, but it turned out he had the whiskey shits.

by DiggleZ July 26, 2006

stress shit

When you are stressed over anything important and your body decides now is the perfect time for you to need to take a shit.

Before every test Billy has to take a stress shit before he leaves his house.

by Mike Oxdragon August 19, 2013

niggerish as shit

phrase: the act of being very niggerly and or taking niggerdom to the next level.

"Tyler was acting niggerish as shit when Phil fucked his ex-girlfriend at his own party."
"Alex was feeling niggerish as shit when he found out he was adopted and was a crack baby from a black mother."

by Phunnyphil August 25, 2011

The tracer shit

"the tracer shit" A tracer is eaten and poo is monitored until the tracer is passed

I'm feeling a bit backed up and wonder how fast im passing the food I eat so I eat a fuck load of sweet corn and wait for the tracer shit to splash in to the bowl

by Goingmunting September 23, 2011

Shit's Deep

Phrase used to simply describe something mind-blowing or deeply philosophical in nature. Often said when too lazy to reply in an equally sophisticated or intellectual manner.

Girl: "Have you ever thought that perhaps the Universe created intellectual beings so it is able to understand itself?"

Guy: "I can't say that I have."

Girl: "It's quite mind-bending."

Guy: "Shit's deep."

by TheUrbanProfessor November 18, 2011

Stoner Shits

The large shit or shits you take the following morning after getting stoned and eating an excessive amount of delicious food.

Sarah did you get the stoner shits too!? haha We ate WAY to much food last night.

by Quinzilla January 23, 2011

goon shit

The act of doing things against the law that are funny

Did you see all the goon shit Scott is doing?

by Joker Stroker September 24, 2016