by Little_Cumstain May 10, 2019

Uterus wants baby.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.
Jessica: Aw, crap. Why when I was wearing my brand new white shorts?
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring
by just person with a fat dog April 18, 2022

The Entrepreneurial Period is similar to the female menstrual cycle. It's where an entrepreneur goes through different mood cycles throughout a certain period of time. These moods are normally based on how their business endeavors and family life is doing.
Wife: Bill was in a really good mood last week but this week he's irritable. He must be on his entrepreneurial period.
by Windows65 October 10, 2016

by thesehands5 December 24, 2020

by hi,no September 18, 2022

by CarolsRB;) December 2, 2020

The phenomenon when your uterus don't get a sperm because your only 13.
*cough* BLOOD
*sneez* BLOOD
*laugh* BLOOD
*FUCKING DO ANYTHING* BLOOD FOR FUCKS SAKE BLOOD!
*cough* BLOOD
*sneez* BLOOD
*laugh* BLOOD
*FUCKING DO ANYTHING* BLOOD FOR FUCKS SAKE BLOOD!
when on your period nicely remind your bf. if your lucky he'll get you chocolate and you get lots of hugs.
by Rimy Jobbs December 9, 2022
