Soft Wood

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.

Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok

by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022

Soft serving

A verb used when someone or something has a loose/soft shit that swirls and takes on the appearance of ice cream.

Girl: "My dog is sick, she was just soft serving all over the yard!"
Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."

by mushmushbear March 24, 2015

Soft-Serving

Usually a boy does this to himself, but soft serving is the action of giving a handjob to someone.

“Last night i Soft-served( Soft-Serving) myself”
Jp Spartapigbob

by Jp Spartapigbob June 15, 2022

super-soft

Smoething that is at the same time super exciting and Delfin but also soft and quieting.

A fan: How do you find Spinetta's ascending and descending chord in the Socios del Desierto double album?
A Delfin: Super-soft.

A fan: How was the freestyling last night?
A coral: Super-soft.

by orionauts February 27, 2020

Soft 2

Diarrhea.

I laid a soft 2 on her chest and then smeared it all over her face.

by Asassinsneed August 23, 2012

Soft Punch

When a man attempts intercourse without a full erection. The term implies some level of frustration due to the desire for copulation, resulting in a somewhat aggressive, though ultimately unsuccessful, effort.

Paul hooked up with the hottest girl he ever met, but due to performance anxiety, could only manage a brief soft punch.

by Snail Cum February 29, 2024

soft top boys

Boys that travel the world together with their soft tops. They are kooks that go to J-bay.

Did you guys see the soft top boys get wrecked on that wave? I hope someone recorded it

by Azn & Mexican Leica Discord June 22, 2023