Sexuall Officer

A man that is willing to do the most messed up things and is willing to put Officers before bros before hoes.

Person 1: man my job sucks. what do you do?

Officer Violater: Bro im a Sexuall Officer

Person 1: lucky!!

by Harry789 September 24, 2011

office rat

he spies on colleagues, junior and bosses. he listens in on bathroom chats, telephone conversations, reads the mail on your desk, and checks your garbage. he gets you drunk and encourages you to make deep, dirty confessions, such as the pass your boss's wife made on him when he was carrying her shopping bags. he spills the beans when the right opportunity of self- advancement steals upon him, and dunks your head into the purgatory of perfidy.

Lucy: I smell a rat, is Luke around? For he, truly, is anointed the office rat!

by manjeet sg June 6, 2015

The Office

A show that uses a unique form of "comedy". I used to think it was funny but then I matured, and realized that it was an extremely stupid show.

"Did you catch The Office last night?"

"No, I don't watch that. It's fucking stupid."

by Jamesokay March 16, 2010

The Office UK

The most boring, bland, dull television show ever created.
Airs on Cartoon Network/Adultswim.

Elly: Lets watch The Office UK!
Jane: How about, no!
Elly: yes, lets watch it now!
Jane: Heck no, that show is so terrible that it makes The Cosby Show seem incredibly funny.

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

office Santa

Sarcastic way of describing a person who, usually during the winter at the height of cold and flu season, comes into work sick as a dog and "spreads the wealth around", like Santa Claus.

Try not to get too close to Jack for the next few days. He's the office Santa, spreading his damn flu to everybody. Doesn't his boss realize that we're losing productivity because he's making everyone sick?!

by pentozali April 16, 2006

Correctional Officer

A man who can not become a real police officer usually do to being fat and grossly out of shape. They often think the are real Law Enforcement even tho they have no powers to arrest. Over inflated egos and high need to control, this they become adult overrated babysitters in a prison setting. They often get their ass handed to them inside and outside of the prison because of their over inflated ego and lack of skills necessary to defend theirselves.

Look there goes Correctional officer McFat fuck going to get a burger again.

by 3tracks December 1, 2020

Offical

The word offical is the word that was created when some man (by the name of MrBeast accidentally submitted his username before making sure it was official.

MrBeastOffical ;)

by Please_Choose_A_Pseudonym October 30, 2018