Shafty Nut

Shafty Nut is hot asf
by Jesuslations January 04, 2021
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No nut November

Jamie: Yo have you had sex with Jesse yet?
Gabi: no he’s participating in No nut November 😭
by @yo-demons-itz-me-ya-boiii November 11, 2019
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Squirrelin’ a Nut

When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.
I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.

I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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wendeez nuts

always in pain and cries 24/7. interesting taste. cant stop blinking in photos. mad pulls tho. says “bruh”, “im chilling”, and “scammed”. has a pea sized brain 24 hrs before the exam but then ascends.
yo i know a girl named wendy.

wendy? do you mean wendeez nuts?

ha. gottem.
by user385011 November 22, 2021
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Nut shorts

The type of shorts when worn by an adult male with a mustache can possibly reveal his nuts( male genatalia) at any moment... If you look.
Dear Diary,

I really had an awesome time at the beach with Aaron. However, the date was almost ruined by his Uncle Tom running around in his 80's -nut shorts.
by Energy 79 October 05, 2016
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Cracked nuts

Hurting, painful testicles after a male is hit in the groin
He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!

He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.
by Nobli May 07, 2023
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Gut Nut

you feel accomplished after you make someone cream
I was gut nut after your sister left my room last night
by Olivera January 22, 2021
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