House Anglo

House Anglos are these wretched Lib-Dem supporting middle class types jerking each other off over how right they are on brexit, masks and how everything isn’t their fault.

They use words like gammon and cockwomble and in general they're the most domesticated people you'll ever find. These are the same people who’s idea of “British culture” is just being a timid pussy who can’t deal with any amount of social conversation and drinking tea.

The very worst of sheltered Guardian readers who exist in this world of Waterstones pop-history and whatever pseudo-rebel moment is popular like Extinction Rebellion
"James Felton is such a House Anglo"
by NeoTrueLevellerGang January 18, 2021
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house-colding

Similar to a house-warming but, a party celebrating the move out of an old home.
Friend 1: "When do you move out?"
Friend 2: "Next week. My house-colding is tonight, you should come!"
by nekminett December 28, 2017
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house crash

The same thing as home wrecking
"Josh felt bad, he totally house crashed Emma and her boyfriend last night, he hopes Emma doesn't tell him."
by brian6015 October 04, 2017
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Alpha House

The domicile that fosters camaraderie of the bois
Yo let’s meet at alpha house for some camaraderie with the bois
by mralphahouse December 09, 2019
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House of Gucci

The movie that comes out November 24th 2021 and people will only go see because THEE Lady Gaga is in (no shade to Adam Truckdriver and the other talented actors involved in the project)!
John Doe: Yo bro *smokes from joint* what are all the fuckin good movies coming out this year bro
Jane Doe: one im not youre bro and theres this movie called House of Gucci coming out this November.
John Doe: Whos in it?
Jane Doe: Lady Gaga…..and we will be going to the theaters to see it and thats on perioddddz
John Doe: I hate her
Jane Doe: *gets knife and chops off Joes d*** and swallows it*
John Doe: *screams in agonizing pain* WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT HOE?

Jane Doe: Dont bash my queen gaga and we’re over! *throws engagement ring in the trash and farts in Johns face before leaving their home with a bottle of gasoline and a match and pours the gasoline around the house and lights the match and throws it on the trail of gasoline and watches the fire get to the house and hears Adams screams for help as Jane laughs and smirks as she smokes a cigarette and gets in her Ferrari Portofino with the top down and ride out of their driveway into paradise*
by Annie Gro August 07, 2021
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Jump House

A phase to call someone that has been fucked multiple times by multiple people mainly African American in a rented house or apartment.
Dude, Kevin was messed up in that Jump House last night.

He should try the Jump Van next time.
by BigDaddyBlazeIt420 September 21, 2016
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the doll house

A prison for woman inmates.
Whatever happened to Barb after she got caught shoplifting again?

"They finally sent her away. She's at the doll house upstate. Won't get out for 2 years."
by mike87111 April 16, 2014
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