half shot

Half shot is waking up after a long night of drinking, still drunk.

“I woke up this morning still half shot!”

by Ofbaby October 11, 2017

Half Scam

When a financial realm is presented as having great value to an unknowing individual but at the same time feels seems like a scam and does not live up to its hype. Usually presented by an online educator with a financial incentive to provide secret knowledge about how to profit from Bitcoin, Crypto, NFT, Trading Guru's, or Self Help Gurus.

After buying Gary Vaynerchuk's book, I realized that he was a half scam at best.

by 50quintillionnanoyearminutes December 5, 2021

Half-Cheeked

The position of your pants half way down your ass cheeks, before you shit yourself.

"I was Half-Cheeked before my ass took a nap and I shit myself."

"Bro, wtf."

by BandidoJengibre March 14, 2021

Half-Stimmy

$300

The minimum bet at that Blackjack table is a half-stimmy.

by Dilly the Magnificent January 7, 2021

Radcliffe Half

The art of promising to save someone something but leaving them with fuck all.

A: "Beej save us half on that cig lad"
B: "Yeah save you a radcliffe half lad"
A: "There's nothing left you tight cunt"

by Sewy 7 September 18, 2022

Half a-don

Not a hard-on but half way there "half a-don"

Girl 1: omg thought he was fully keen never got past half a-don girl 2: well definetly wasn't don-key

by Redbeard89 October 8, 2011

Half-Baked

A person who is not quite right either bodily, mentally or both due to having older parents. This can be caused specifically by a fathers old manky sperm.

Due to Susans' dad being so old when he got her mum pregnant, she came out Half-Baked, with a wonky eye and a limp.
She also couldnt add up or read until she was 12.

by The Two Headed Dog March 15, 2019