scott-ed

To receive a serious injury after acting silly or doing something experimental with a firearm.

Did you hear what happened to Matt? He almost scott-ed himself by shooting a shotgun with a barrel shorter than the shell used in the gun!

by Get scott-ed May 30, 2023

Ed Coan

To some, the greatest powerlifter of all time. To others, still the GOAT. All intelligent powerlifters know his name. He is very kind, humble even in his massive strength, and generous. He is a great guy; someone who you’d want to be friends with. He has big hands and feet, short legs, and long torso, and is 5’6 and 220 lbs.

Powerlifter 1: Hey, I was at Boss of Bosses last weekend and I met Ed Coan!

Powerlifter 2: I am very jealous!! I wish I had signed up for that meet!

by SlimShady344 December 15, 2017

Ed Chime Box

A zestful character full of charisma. His love for Mary is evident in the way he approaches life and other individuals. "Ed Chime Box" is a romantic figure in life and serves as a person who one may look up to.

Other variations may be added but this is the original!

The words are said individually and slower with POWER and AGGRESSION.

The "Ed Alphabet".

What's up "Ed Chime Box..."

by The Alphabet February 13, 2024

Ed sheeran

The man hiding under Catluvr.69420’s bed

Ed Sheeran tried to drag me under my bed with him because I summoned him

by Caylee___ June 18, 2021

Ed Sheeran

Super sexy ranga and everyones favourite British rap artist.

Person 1: Have you heard of Ed Sheeran?

Person 2: yes everyone has you fuckwit, he's famous?!

by masturbation addict June 17, 2021

Rule 34'ed

rule 34'ed is when you see something get rule 34 (every your oc, books, cars, anything)

Hey! you have been Rule 34'ed! now Porno stuff is coming!

by impzdpwer August 13, 2022

ED

The reason why Joe can't cum.

Joe would cum out to Boston with the bois but he just got diagnosed with ED. Go BROOINS!!

by Dollarbill0831 August 17, 2017