Get on with your own knitting

An east Anglian English alternative for 'mind your own business'. Especially used by the older generation - and knitters.

Kevin: "Mate, you are making that pasta all wrong, you add pasta to sauce not sauce to pasta".
Derik: "Kevin, why don't get on with your own knitting unless you want to make dinner".

by TobEyEuz May 19, 2015

Own Cum

Own Cum - To masturbate and shoot a cumshot onto your face and/or in your own mouth.

My girlfriend caught me masturbating and as my punishment, she made me taste my own cum!

by Evo Zondo May 30, 2024

Archive Of Our Own (Ao3) Users

Archive Of Our Own (Ao3) is a website used mostly by extremely obese virgins who touch their nephew's penis.

Archive Of Our Own (Ao3) Users: The people you wouldn't want around your kids.

The Ao3 user stands leering outside of the school district whilst touching themselves to the children, but they can't stand for too long or their joints will give up under their crushing weight. When the Ao3 user eventually gets arrested for possessing child porn in their hard drive, the police officer must use multiple hand-cuffs cuffed together like a chain because 1 won't fit around the Ao3 user's obese frame.

by Valk88 December 2, 2025

i own a vacuum

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you

I own a vacuum.

by mista>dave July 31, 2017

Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022

bit their own toes off

Regretting a bad decision - making a wrong choice and regretting it later

They ordered our machine at work from a different company because it was cheaper, it's been nothing but trouble. Boy, they really bit their own toes off!

by Dr. HaHa April 14, 2014

My Own

Describes a connection with someone to whom you're referring. They can be a friend, a lover, a person you're simply talking to but feel connected to more deeply than just as an acquaintance. A way to refer to a person instead of using "man". Someone who's part of your crew, family or simply someone you want to be connected to.

Boy: hahahaha you are ridiculous
Girl: My own, laugh at me again and I'll smack you

by SwissCow June 3, 2022