Bum Nap

A nap you have to take early in the day because you got wasted too early.

Yo I’m gonna go take a bum nap, I’ll try to meet up with you later.

by BlountForce September 6, 2019

Chicago Nap Time

A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.

Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"

by Synth 2 September 8, 2019

Giggle nap

(Noun) The need to rest after an extreme bout of laughter.

I need a giggle nap after watching Mr. Bean.

by PinkPeacock23 December 19, 2017

Tactical Nap

A tactical nap is where one needs a brief sleep in order to go mad on the sesh at night.

"Oh god aye, gonna go for a wee tactical nap so I can go pure mad on the sesh later tonight."

by crowoffaith January 2, 2018

Gang Nap

A group of three or more people taking a nap together simultaneously.

Being tuckered out after the gang bang, Sara suggested a much needed gang nap.

by Cambell17 January 14, 2018

Nap Rocket

A harry black penius in anime, usually in gay context.

Pikichu loves the Nap Rocket in his bung hole.

by KnowledgeKingly September 19, 2017

monster nap

(v.)Often confused with too much sleep. A monster nap is when you sleep for almost a full day due to lack of sleep the day before.

"Why was Derek pissed off at the dodgeball game?"
"We woke him up from his monster nap."

by theonewhoflops October 17, 2017