Captain Morgan stance

When a guy takes a piss with his foot propped up on something (Usually the side of the bath tub) like Captain Morgan stands with his foot on a barrel.

I like your bathroom, I can pee Captain Morgan stance in it.

by DrKarate September 20, 2012

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Morganing

Calling a girl unattractive and the most annoying girl in the world, but then getting cross-faded as an excuse to hook up with her anyway.

"Dude, Kayla was so horny last night I had to go Morganing"

by Lillipup December 18, 2012

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Morgan Mcintosh

A wrestler for Penn State. Sexy is a word often used to describe him.

A: Who's your favorite wrestler?

B: Morgan Mcintosh of course!!

A: Oh, you mean that sexy heavy weight?

B: Yeah that's the one!

by zombiexkiddo August 31, 2013

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Morgan Wisted

Blogger, musician, dancer, muser, fashionista, hair changer, meeter of thomas kirk...all around awesome.

The chick is such a Morgan Wisted! She changes her hair like every two months! WOAHHH.

I just Morgan WistedED....I listened to Muse for like 7 hours straight! H.A.A.R.P FOR THE WIN!

by Mo-Quisha January 1, 2012

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Feeling brain-dead, stupid or slow. Where any complex thought makes your brain hurt.

Derived from the feelings of slowness one experiences the day after heavy consumption of alcohol, typically on a Friday. The phrase can be used at any time of slowness though, without alcohol being involved.

Sylvestor: Hey dude, you doing any revision today?
Gerald: Nah man, I've got the Saturday Morgans.

by Fauxy-S February 22, 2011

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