murse massage

Murse or man purse is known as either a small bag carried by a man or a mans testicles due to their sack like quality. A murse massage is the act of sliding the shaft of one's penis between the two globes or spheres of the testicles and moving it forward and backwards.

Paul wanted to give Jack a murse massage, but Paul's scrotum just couldn't reach the width of Jack's engorged man meat.

by Anonymoustheonly March 5, 2017

popsicle massage

So this is how we got baby... a full body massage

What even is a popsicle massage? #lamaze?

by hascallrascal October 4, 2017

marshmallow massage

When a girl gives you oral sex an u cum in her mouth an she keeps sucking

My girl gave me a marshmallow Massage

by HeadBussa11 December 21, 2017

Texas Massacre

The sex act in which a man thrusts as hard as he can into a girls mouth while getting a blowjob, suffocating the woman until she runs out of breath. The man then shoves his fist all the way up her vagina, to ensure death.

Did you hear Sarah died? Yeah Jimmy totally Texas Massacred the shit out of her

by jimbohimbo January 19, 2018

Hug massage

When you hug somebody and there hug is like a gentle massage.

It was like a hug massage

Aww I live for those
Yah that’s rare

by Heyitsmeeeee August 13, 2018

Pity massage

When someone flexes or brags, but in a way that degrades or is negative for them, typically so that others will give them sympathy or attention. The opposite of flex.

Yeah she kept talking about how she sucks at math. She just trying to pity massage on us.

by YouJustGottaLookAtIt September 26, 2018

critical Mass

A supposedly "deciding" Sunday service that someone of Catholic faith feels that he must attend prior to death if he still wants to avoid going to Hell.

This whole "deathbed confession and reformation" bu**s**t just sounds like another example of "critical Mass" to me --- it sounds waaaaayyyy too "easy" or "convenient" a way to be evil and selfish all your life. How can things truly be "made whole again" if you've seriously mistreated others for many years, and then suddenly atone for it "at the last minute"?? There are still all of those other people whom you've hurt (and have had their lives ruined by your meanness) to think about --- why don't you make said "born-aginner" beliefs truly count by arranging for the restorations of those other people's losses, rather than just symbolically "making your peace with God" but still ignoring all the damage you've done over the past decades?!

by QuacksO March 18, 2019