Plaas mobile

A very big truck, almost like a Toyota hilux, sometimes referred as the Frik mobile.

I drive mr louw’s plaas mobile on the farm

by RealOGjames November 15, 2017

catshit mobile

When idiots let their pet cats live illegally inside their vehicle and all you smell is ammonia and cat shit.

"Aw hell no . I'm not getting in that catshit mobile bro."

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

Blues Mobile

A car that’s used to conduct a mission from God. Usually on the back half of its life and an icon of its generation.

Looks like a bag of shit, but it’s statistics fill the brief.

Used to minimise overhead expenditure and maximise the profit margins.

Policeman: Look, it’s thats shit box Dodge again, lets roll.

5 minute lapse in movie where blues mobile defies logic

Same Policeman, crashed out: I’ll catch that sucker if it’s the last thing I ever do!

by Captain cupcake July 13, 2018

Douche Mobile

A douchebag capable of moving or being moved readily when the right girl catches his eye, or opens the conversation with I’m here on business, but I have homes in Dallas, New York, and LA.

A douche mobile is approaching our table.

by Peaceloveunity September 15, 2018

foot mobile

A person who is constantly trying too ride the wave.

Give that foot mobile a surfboard because hes wavy.
Look at that guy he is such a foot mobile.

by cMaJic October 22, 2018

Dual Moanitors

Having two computer monitors for the purpose of watching porn. This will allow the viewer to listen to the moaning through two high definition speakers, which makes for some great fondling and erotic ejaculations.

Big Easy: Dude, I was plowing my wife last night, and she was moaning like a whale on crack.

Juicy J: Bro, me and my chick were watching some porn on some Dual Moanitors last night. The shit was electric and I swear I blew a load like a whale blows water out it’s blowhole. It really works wonders.

Big Easy: Wow... I have never been so proud of you in my life.

by Stoney69 March 16, 2019

goo'moanin

what a quick Good Morning sounds like on the way to the bathroom.
he is already or still up (nobody knows) and only allows himself a super short sleep during daybreak (the five minutes of sunup)

"goo'moanin, Sepp. don't tell me you have had the daybreak slumber! want eggs?"

by Krkič May 5, 2019