martin scorsese

Arguably one of the best directors alive today. Who happens to be good friends with Leonardo dicaprio and Robert Deniro.

Martin scorsese, is the most underated directors out there.

by onemic September 8, 2006

New Martinsville

Cultural-less, skoal chewing, gay bashing, retard hick capital of the world. It is filled with the following: gang members with absolutely no purpose other than to sit in a shitty park and hate on different cultures all day, very few punk rockers that even dare to remain...but that will soon leave or set fire to the city, a cop named larson who is a tad gun happy, a few skaters, and even fewer skaters that believe in their roots, The residence of Bob Miller(only cool place to hang out anymore), fusion...which turned to shit, a vast majority of rednecks, and a music shop who's owners know absolutely jack shit about music, and never work. There is no art in this city, it's considered an abomination, instead it worships football. The only way to survive is to create a reputation. I plan to set it all up in flames. It is the scum of the earth, and is in love with it's own bullshit.
If you decide to visit, please leave ur bandanas at home,make sure to bring a knife, and i suggest not talking to anyone. Only safe place is the river or kiedash. only sane place, kiedash.

New Martinsville: If God took a shit...this is where it would land.

by Vincent Destor January 28, 2008

doc martins

Rappers and gansters have shoes skate shoes just to look cool
Doc Martins were designed to kick the fuck out of people who wear skate shoes

No one not even a black dude wants to mess with a Punk wearing a pair of steel capped doc martins

by fencingdude September 20, 2006

demerti martin

A stand-up comedian that makes occasional appearances on The Daily Show. He has his own segement called Trendspotting.

Demerti Martin is the voice of the teens

by Josh534532453245 July 31, 2006

Fuck Martinez

A 2 Live Crew classic. Maybe the most simple, offensive, grand song ever.

Fuck Martinez
Fuck Fuck
Martinea

by Johnty Bananas February 7, 2009

Jesus Martinez

A fucking dumbass that has no sense of humor and thinks that he is the best person in the world.

"Do you know a Jesus Martinez?
"Yeah I do."
" Oh damn, I feel bad for you now."

by Funsized Table May 31, 2018

douchbag martini bar

a douchbag martini bar is a bar that takes over a neighborhood watering hole.it is filled with homos and yuppies who think they are hip for paying 45 dollars for a shitty drink. it is often the target of a brick through the window by locals. the talk inside the bar usually consists of how to rename a neighborhood into something faggy like SoWa or SoHa and how big someones dick is(usually reserved for the gays who patronize the bar)

Fransisco-lets go to the new trendy bar that just oppened up in SoGay

John-ok but dont forget your manpurse like you did last time

normal guy walking by- you faggots accuatly like those douchbag martini bars you can get the same dirnk for 30 dollars cheaper....dick heads

by meecrob69 March 11, 2006