jasmin macias

An honest bitch. Straight up even if it may hurt the others persons feelings, but very sensitive on the inside .

If you want an honest opinion, go to Jasmin Macias!

by Jajsnzuzn April 9, 2016

Oilfield Mafia

A group of individuals employed in the oilfield industry who feel obtaining liquid gold gives them a god like complex. Unfortunately in most cases this group is usually comprised of men who wear dirty jeans even on days off to simulate working all the time and possess below average IQs and penis size. These downfalls are usually compensated with large trucks and even larger tires.

Wife: The neighbors are always staring at me because we can’t have a car that’s not a truck with an oilfield mafia sticker on the back.

Husband: I will spit in anyone’s face who disrespects that sticker. Those school teachers didn’t teach me anything compared to what my brothers taught me.

Wife: I want a divorce

Husband: Hell yeah brother, single life, oilfield mafia.

Wife: Blank stare, leaves slowly

by DD Alwhiney June 8, 2019

westfort mafia

A gang of semen slingers in Thunder Bay Ontario, infamous for lathering houses in the Westfort area in actual cum similar to that of TPing houses.

“What in the world? My house is covered in cum!”
“Damn man, must’ve been a devilish act perpetrated by the Westfort Mafia!”

by Cumhead69x December 10, 2019

vikolia maiava

if this is your name, you are one badass girl who loves listening to kpop ! you are very loud especially your laugh.

vikolia maiava is the most funniest person ever <3

by jungkooks bae <3 July 12, 2021

Ham Mafia

A group based around a Team Fortress 2 melee weapon named "Ham Shank"

"Join the Ham Mafia today for a free Ham Shank"

by Hamton Ham Mafia May 16, 2022

Orange Mafia

“Orange Mafia” is a reference to the domestic terrorists of Stop the Steal and the Proud Boys, who wore orange gear as they participated in a seditious conspiracy on Jan 6, 2020 that attempted to overthrow our democracy. It has since been extended to include “Trump” Republicans who see themselves as his defenders. It is used by others to invoke orange jumpsuits worn by prisoners.

At a rally on July 22, 2022, the head of the Arizona Republican Party stated, “Ultra MAGA!!! I’m a proud member of the Orange Mafia!!”

by RiverAngel September 4, 2022

peep toe mafia

Women 25-34. The new power structure in the workplace. The opposite of The Old Boys Network.

You need to find a mentor in the Peep Toe Mafia if you want that job.

by baronkgc October 11, 2015