the machine

Derogatory term for laptops. Used often in classes involving American history.

SHUT THE MACHINE NOW OR I'M GONNA HANG YOU ON THE FLAG POLE!

by BakingLemurs April 29, 2010

The Machine

Formed Nyack, New York in 1987 The Machine, began recreating the extensive psychedelic jams of Pink Floyd" The Machine is made up of four very talented musicians, Joe Pascarell – guitar and lead vocals; Neil Alexander – keyboard and backing vocals; Ryan Ball – bass and backing vocals; Todd Cohen – drums.

Jes: What did you do tonight?
Tova: I went with some friends to see The Machine
Jes: Oh yeah? How was it?
Tova: Amazing.

by Brown Eyed Girl May 17, 2006

Rage Against The Machine

the best band ever, every single song is good =)

by matttt October 1, 2003

drift machine!

Someone who loves, not a hater, but cant stay on account they need wicked hot sick sex. They need more than one person in their life to satisfy their insatiable cravings. Therefore, they drift.

I love my husband, but I am such a Drift Machine!

by Greenfire December 10, 2008

Pinball Machine

Stretching out your dick hole so someone can stick their foot in it.

I was a pinball machine last night with my girl.

by Gwynnyyy August 16, 2017

Machine Gun

When fingering a girl, stick your two index fingers in her vagina, in a rapid fire motion, therefore creating a "machine gun" efect. Also can be done in the anus with the pinky fingers.

"man that chick was so drunk, she let me machine gun her all night man... both holes!!"

by Billy Leblanc April 26, 2004

Wank Machine

A machine that is designed to whack you off.

In the movie THX-1138, THX uses a Wank machine

(contrary to my example sentence wank machines are real and they feel goooooood!)

by ME!! January 25, 2005