milk jousting

A sexual act of ramming ones mouth and cumming in their face

Roberts milk jousting Jaquelins face tonight. It going to be sick bruh

by Uppercunt March 6, 2015

Milk Range

A measurement of time determined by the expiry date of milk in your fridge. Used to illustrate how close a particular event is. As the event draws closer, the expiry dates on the milk gradually change until the expiry date is after the date of the event, and is thus within 'milk range'.

Oh man, that final exam is now within milk range. Better study up.

by Over the Hill December 26, 2008

milk pipe

A butthole that looks like a vagina

That guy looks like he has a milk pipe.

by Cjgach May 18, 2016

Ass milk

Semen in the anus, often used for the act of felching.

Don’t you hate when your boyfriend leaves you with some ass milk?

by Bigdaddy26 July 29, 2018

Milking a Dragon

Receiving a surprisingly warm or spicy facial.

Lee: “What a night…”

Mike: “I can see that!”
Lee: “I know, my eyes are really red..”

Mike: “They certainly are - it looks like you’ve been milking a dragon…”

Lee: “Must’ve been something he ate..”

by Mickey Rawlins June 28, 2022

milk kiss

When someone cums in your mouth and you kiss someone else

Dude?! I just gave a milk kiss to Jenny?!

by McDonald's cum October 3, 2021

Milk charge

When your phone is on 2% battery life.

See also: milk chance
Note to the reader: a 1% charge is referred to as skim, and it's as good as dead to you; don't even mess with it.

Tim: You got the time?
Dean: *checks phone* yeah man, it's 2:35-DANGGG son my phone on milk charge!! Already? I haven't even been on it today!

Jose: Can anybody look somethin up for me? My phone's on skim rn!

by teachmrj June 20, 2019