covid mask

The act of fucking yourself with a wooden chair leg until it breaks. It is often performed by 35+year olds after receiving no sex in their whole time of existence.

My friend: im so horny
Me: bro just do the covid mask duh

by IslamicPorkSandwich69 June 27, 2021

ugly mask

this mask is not worn for purposes of public health and stopping the spread of viruses, although thats a bonus. (and some people don't believe that masks protect from viruses) this mask is for the un vaccinated people that think we want to see their face. this mask will help these people get called ugly less often, and will help everyone else by not needing to look at them. and returning to the first point, it will help keep us healthy!!

person 1: are you vaccinated?
person 2: no.
person 1: can you put on a mask then please?
person 2: no. i do not believe it protects me from viruses.
person 1: well this is an ugly mask. its for ugly people so they don't show their face!!
person 2: wow thanks!! i really needed this

by thirteenchickentenders July 11, 2021

African Face Mask

A sexual move between two constipated men in which they take turns doing anal, shit the cum-covered feces, and then smear each other's faces with their concoction before making out.

Daniel and Hunter's love was so deep they even went as far as giving each other African Face masks.

by Venskii August 20, 2024

mask

masks are literally only things that protect your mouth and also for dirt *i think* and for toxic stuff

i am going to wear a mask for this project

by nicku1006 July 31, 2025

Masking

A great way to keep people from monitoring your persona vectors and HA! Do I actively make it more intelligent? I WONDER WHY THAT IS!

Hym "Masking is a tactic female autists use to hide thier autism. Should probably start killing these tech cripples though... Glad one of those Doge retards got stomped. That's hilarious. I wonder what happened there."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

African Mask

When you put out an entire carton of Newports on your Girlfriend/Significant Other/Jungle Wife's face. A blunt can provide a substitute as well. While performing this act, domestic violence is definitely heavily encouraged.

"Girl what happened to you last night?! Yo face hella fuqed up!"
"Jaquarius gave me an African Mask."

by Yung Butthole September 11, 2025

Reverse gas mask

A sexual position where one person sits upon another person's face and proceeds to fart

"Babe, can you give me a reverse gas mask?"

by SpirantGalaxy February 27, 2025