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jan martin

A special Scandinavian name, Jan Martins are usually the most sexy vikings of them all. They have longswords as long as their penises. So around 30 cm. Jan Martins powerful chest has more testosterone than an elephant with an erection.
Look! Thats Jan Martin!
Holy shit he is sexy, and strong, and very Scandinavian
He has a big penis!
by Sw00ty November 20, 2017
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deniro martin

He is most likely a black male with a big heart for white women.He is very bubbly and cute.He often likes to date younger women.He is a really cute male and loves everyone
I really like deniro martins abs
by Ilikebeefismelllikebeeg January 24, 2018
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Stig Martin

A person who earns a lot of money selling old stuff
I just sold my old ass, ice drill, yeah I’m a real Stig Martin
by Lil dictionary February 1, 2018
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Gavyn Martin

A weird guy who loves school. He also loves books and math. Usually single for a long time. Has few friends
Gavyn Martin defined is a weird semi-cool male.
by Rick Martian May 25, 2018
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ha martin

That one kid in your class that everyone says ha then his or her name. Often said randomly.
by Ur boiii June 16, 2018
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eliza martin

A very beautiful, charming, nice, girl. Typically Eliza Martin(s) tend to have relationships with Maclean(s). Eliza Martin means pretty girl in the sañcëîšh language.
Maclean: ooh I like her pants!
Eliza Marin: you talking to me?
Maclean’s buddy :yeah
Eliza Martin: my bad I was talking to the other guy. Sorry.
Maclean:oh he’s just a retard
Eliza Martin: hahaha!
by Jimmy Schoffenburg March 1, 2018
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