Aston Martin DBX707

Fastest SUV in the world better than a Lambo

Goes 193 mph very fast

Me: My Aston Martin DBX707 is the greatest!
Lambo guy: My Urus is faster.
Me: Really?
Lambo guy: Really.
After drag race:
Lambo guy: Wh-what?
Me: Told you.

by Aston Martin simp August 24, 2022

Joe Martin

Joe goes by trey and has an uncircumcised penis

Joe Martin is a fat Mexican

by Gay Mexican February 4, 2022

moist martin

When you lick your finger and stick it in a persons nose, similar to a wet willy.

I gave him a moist martin!

by Someguywhomadeathing September 2, 2018

Roman martin

A flopper who has transformed into human form

That boy is like roman martin

by anonymous May 25, 2023

tad-martin

A unit of measurement meaning a short time or distance

I'll be ready in a tad-martin

by Loch Nessa April 9, 2009

martin

Martin will probably get his ass beat in a fight. typically to people named Jesse

“wow- did you see martin lose to Jesse in a fight yesterday”

by john karon July 4, 2022

Dwayne Martin

A big hunky daddy who has a penis larger than the kraken. He does not fear death and has a love spell that will make ANYONE fall for him. He especially has a liking for William Turner.

“Dwayne Martin could choke me!”

by Daddy Dylan🧴 October 19, 2021