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The Liberal Quiz

A game that finds out if you're a liberal, a hypocrite, another Hillary Clinton, or none of the aforementioned.

You might be a liberal if:
1. You find any one of these words objectional: hell, damn, butt, fart, poop, crap, sex, shut up.
2. You consider Donald Trump sexist for the things he said in 2005.
3. You consider Donald Trump racist because he wants to get rid of illegal immigrants.
4. You think there are more than two genders.
5. You protest by blocking roads and rioting.
6. You support Hillary Clinton -- in any way, in any shape, under any circumstance, no matter what you think about her.
7. You think double standards are 100% a way to go!
8. You have ever worn a tee and sweatpants to church.
9. You have ever started a school shooting.
10. You are obsessed with your ex.

If at least any 6 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a liberal! If at least any 8 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a hypocrite! However, if all of these 10 things apply to you, you are Hillary Clinton, reincarnated!
According to The Liberal Quiz, I am not a liberal and I'm proud of not being one!!
by dangnuggets November 21, 2016
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Liberal wet dream

When you have sex with a person that has herpes and the blisters are popping, which gives you a pop rock sensation.
That liberal wet dream last night was amazing, but I’m bound to regret it later.
by Thekinkmaster January 26, 2022
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liberalitis

Medical definition for anyone who lives too close to the world's tallest buildings.

When someone lives in an urban center too long and loses their touch with God.

Individuals that are institutionalized into a government program not designed by the military, such as schools,hospitals, most government programs, whether it be county, state or Federal.

Can be contracted by talking with large groups of these individuals for too long.

It is a mindset given to a person who believes in sacrificing themselves for the good of others. (Supposedly) as long as it benefits them.
My sister went to school to become a teacher and came home with a touch of liberalitis.
by Jake4260 October 17, 2023
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Brunei Borneo Liberation Party

The Brunei Borneo Liberation Party is dedicated to advocating for the restoration of Sabah and Sarawak to Brunei, with a primary focus on the Borneo region. The party's main goals include fostering a democratic movement that seeks to peacefully reclaim the historically significant territories of Sabah and Sarawak, which were previously part of Brunei. The party aims to engage in diplomatic efforts and international dialogue to address historical grievances and promote the rights of the people in the region. Additionally, the Brunei Borneo Liberation Party is committed to championing the principles of autonomy, self-determination, and the right to determine one's political destiny, with the ultimate objective of ensuring a fair and just resolution for the people of Borneo. Free Sabah and Sarawak from Malaysia!
Ahmad: Bro have you heard of the Brunei Borneo Liberation Party?
Abdullah: Yeah man, I respect their cause and I feel I want to join them.
Ahmad: Me too bro.
by Hamba Tuhan Maha Esa November 13, 2023
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Liberal

Something a 9 year old called me.
Me: stop doing that thing which is currently annoying me
Some kid: sandwichfucker69 is a liberal
by Sandwichfucker69 December 29, 2021
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Liberals

A group of self absorbed people who believe that they are better than others because they feel there political values are right and they love children
These crazy liberals are protesting again when will they get a job
by The black dude with a brain April 13, 2025
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Performative Liberalism

When someone tries so hard to look liberal that it starts feeling like a performance art piece. Usually involves flexing their “wokeness” at every opportunity, treating social justice like a competition, and making sure everyone knows they’re the most progressive person in the room.

They’ll post endless photos with marginalized groups (but only for the optics), brag about their “diverse friend group,” and side-eye anyone who doesn’t speak in the latest approved vocabulary. It’s less about genuine empathy and more about getting liberal points.
Did you see Amy call me a radical republican? All I said was I don’t want to call Emily a cat. She even posted about it in her story. She is definition performative liberalism!
by Mish.bel October 22, 2025
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