kinder surprise

The act of dropping a deuce and overtly closing the lid without flushing. This then leaves a "kinder surprise" for the next person in the washroom.

Ew brofski, that is one rare kinder surprise!!

by addigator February 7, 2008

Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)

“Kinder” is most commonly used regarding a male’s package/genitalia.It can also be used regarding women genitalia.

When you meet someone new and have not seen the “kinder” before. You know you are getting your "sweet fix"... but what the prize is;is unknown until you unwrap the foil.

Can be used in phrases such as:

Girl 1: “I made out with a new guy hard core last night”

Girl 2: “Ohh ya… how was that?Did you check out his Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)?”

Girl 1: “Dam yes, and it was an awesome surprise..I wish I could take a picture and place it on the top of my computer”

by 8Woody November 8, 2009

Kinder surprise

The term "Kinder surprise" refers to a black person trying to act as if they are white, hence why a Kinder surprise is black on the outside and white on the inside.
For example; Jess Mauboy, thinking she is soo cool with the Telstra ads.

Sam: Did you see that Kinder surprise over there?
Thalya: Yea she thought she was soo white with all her courage and intelligence!

by Tali xox June 28, 2014

Kindel

The act of dying your pubes yellow with red tips.

Omg. Lemme call you later I'm Kindel-ing my downstairs.

by Pink cheeks February 1, 2017

kindsey

the feelings of internal happiness between the pelvis and pubic bone.

"Ah! I can feel that kindsey twinkling around down there..."

by R.J.L February 7, 2008

Kinda gay but not gay enough

A different way of saying "Bisexual"

"I'm kinda gay but not gay enough"

by BurntNugget_YT September 4, 2018

kindove

Sort of like,totally hot! Way hotter than anything you can imagine!

That blonde girl was kindove hot with 4 kids, almost a milf.

by nooikemonster99 March 30, 2009