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Blown knee

When you give him head while he squats over your face and his knee gives out squirting cum in your eye.
Oh my gawd, not another blown knee tonight! My eye is still swollen from the last one!
by Badass Btich Grammy December 27, 2022
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b-knees

The back of your knees or the otherside of your knee cap
man my b-knees are killing me.
by Yamatohead December 12, 2023
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The Knee of Divine Wrath

Previously unknown prior to 2023. Since it’s discovery (TKODW), it has been named the strongest substance known to man. It took the place of graphene, which was previously known as the strongest substance on earth. Graphene has a grading 200x that of steel - the TKODW has an estimated grading of 300x that of graphene. Studies are being implemented to gather an accurate number.
Micah used The Knee of Divine Wrath to pulverize Brett’s shin.
by OsteoArth6651 July 16, 2023
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Hong Kong high knees

Walking very fast around tourist destinations, driven by FOMO. The person with the high knees is virtually running in an attempt to see every attraction and experience the destination to its fullest.

Other variations include the Singapore Shuffle and Tokyo tap dance.
I’m glad Dad was wearing his yellow cap. He went “Hong Kong high knees” as soon as he got out of the subway at Kowloon and we almost lost him.
by The Zurnich July 29, 2023
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knee sniffer

a really short person; typically a term for a short affectionate partner.
them: can u reach the topshelf thanks
you: shut up knee sniffer
by mcsnigger August 7, 2023
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Knee-Slapper

/nē/ /slapper/

Noun

1. A joke; typically a pun or otherwise regarded “Dad-Joke”, the humour of which prompts an audible slap-of-the-knee from one or more of the parties involved.
Ron: “So me and the wife were down in Mexico last month, and she twisted her ankle at Salsa Night”.

Gord: “Oh no, what did you do?”

Ron: “I called ‘Nine-Juan-Juan’”.

*Audible laughter and slapping-of-the-knee*

Gord: “Jesus Murphy, Ron, you really had me going there for a second. Now that’s a Knee-Slapper”.
by be4nz1111 August 20, 2023
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knee shooters

Large tits that are so droopy they hang toward the woman's knees. Often seen on obese women, or older women whose tits are no longer firm.
Jeez! That granny has some knee shooters!
by Popeye's Weenus April 11, 2023
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