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Jordan

A really cute guy. Good at basketball, really funny, and has a 'You only get 3 stupid questions a year' policy
Omg, Look, Its Jordan! He is sooo hot!
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Jordan

a sexy motherfucker with a very large penis will fuck your girlfriend and any hot girl out there, can get any girl within the snap of a finger
Guy #1: I think He Just Stole My Girlfriend.

Guy #2: He Must Be A Jordan.
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Jordan

A real hood ass nigga, does every drug in the book and gets mad pussy , hes a sex machine and fucks every friends mom if they are hot, hes a pussy slayer, pussy destroyer. He has a large penis also.
Damn, last night man, you were being a Jordan
by Swagmoniezyolo September 28, 2015
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Louis Jordan

A low profile way of refering to marajuana over text or message. Louis Jordan was a jazz singer from the 40's, who more than likely smoked a lot of weed. For the fear of being caught texting or messaging about pot, just say Louis Jordan because it carries the same syllables as marajuana.
Marty: Hey, sell me some Louis Jordan.

Doc: Great Scott!!!
by SebWhoCoinedaPhrase July 15, 2011
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Michael Jordan

The only man who could beat god in a game of one-on-one.
Michael Jordan just hit a 20 foot fadeaway jumpshot with three defenders in his face for his 55th point.
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Michael Jordan

Hyped up sports star used to sell shoes to the duped masses.

Statistically a great player, won 6 rings (albeit it was in the weak 90's where expansion teams watered down the talent, where was Jordan's rings when Magic, Bird and the Pistons ruled the NBA in the 80's? Nowhere.) He always failed without Pippen, the Bulls were 182-228 in season when Pippen didn't play but Jordan did.

The year after Jordan left the Bulls, they won 2 less games. 2 LESS GAMES! That is how valuable Jordan was, Pippen was the clog that won games, Jordan was just there to sell jerseys and get on sports center.

God in a Pair of Nikes? That's what ESPN has brainwashed you kids?
Bill Russell: 11 rings
Michael Jordan: 6 rings

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: 6 MVPs
Michael Jordan : 5 MVPs

Jordan had 5 losing seasons in 5 years without Pippen, and was 1-9 all-time in the playoffs with 2 sweeps and 0 first round exits. The GOAT? Not even CLOSE!
by Jajad May 17, 2008
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Jordan

In the popular card games Hearts, 'Pulling a Jordan' is when a player attempts to 'shoot the moon', but did not realize that another player has already taken a point earlier in the round, resulting in the most embarrassing way to take 25 points.
26 points bitches! Oh wait, FUCK, just pulled a Jordan...
by [A]Ray January 11, 2009
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