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Jared from subway 

likes to give little kids a footlong in the other end of there body.....
Jared FROM SUBWAY then sticks his footlong in a kids throat and than mayo slips out.....
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Jariel is so f*cling sexy.
Jariel by Jsjdjdjdjdjdj May 10, 2021
A high speed drive-by double suck-it hand gesture that catches the un-assuming victim off guard.
After changing lanes without a turn signal, an angry passing car gave me a Jareo.
A jareo by Dufigh November 14, 2011
Has the biggest dick imaginable. Nobody could ever compare to the size of his dick. Jared’s are always very sexy and tall. Jared’s are also said to be the best in bed.
He’s such a Jared
Jared by rotflmaoqwertyuiop November 7, 2018

Jarheadtard 

A marine, former marine,a person with a relative in the U.S.M.C, or marine wanna be who takes pride in the U.S.M.C. to the point of absurdity.Jarheadtard are snobbish towards other branches(especially the army) and often talk trash about other branches.They are elitist and literally believe that the U.S.M.C is the absolute bestest military force in the world Eva.
A typical Jarheadtard looks down on the other branches, often calling them pussies(especially the army) despite never having served in the military nor does he or she intend to surve after graduation.
Jarheadtard by CounterSwarmer July 18, 2011
a term uses when a item is a fake or replica of a authentic item e.g. clothing etc.
''Those Yeezys are jarge''
jarge by vcdhcgqi72u March 16, 2017