Jolly Jackoff January

Perhaps the most supreme successor to Destroy Dick December

Someone: *looks at calendar*
Someone: Dang. Jolly Jackoff January is coming up next!

by r1dfgamez December 28, 2018

slap ass january

Slapp anyone’s ass

Omg it’s slap ass January

You can slapp her ass

by Kamila__ December 11, 2019

January 5th

national "gamers eat ass" day. also birthday of some kid that kinda looks like finn wolfhard

colin: hey is it that kid who kinda looks like finna wolfhard's birthday yet
elly: yeah its january 5th

by asseater44 October 15, 2019

January 31, 2007

The Day Boston was shut down due to the Mooninite Terrorist Threat.

January 31, 2007 - NEVAR 4GET.

by Jermstroyer June 26, 2007

January 6

Take a step back day.

Take a step back for a new perspective!

“She really sad the big picture!”
“Must’ve been born January 6.”

by odd_03 October 17, 2019

January 8th

Sarah Miller’s birthday.

the baddest bitch was born on this day, January 8th

by Skakxiaksj October 16, 2019

January 9

when jungkook declared jkday.
beacuse of his birthday but backwards.
so its official its jkday!!

09-01 ➡️ 01-09
u get it jkday January 9??

by jk_bunny January 9, 2020