Jimmy Jones

Potentially, any one of the numerous corporate sandwich shops that have sprung up in the past few years throughout America's cities and exburbs. More specifically, a "Jimmy Jones" is an establishment that does not offer the highest quality foodstuffs and/or ambiance for the savvy consumer's dollar. The creepy owner or owners of such shops would be the Jimmy Jones in question.

"Maybe I'm crazy, but this meatball sub taste like syphilitic crotch-lather."
"Yeah, I noticed a few pubes in my 'Italian Herbs and Cheese.'"
"I guess they'll hand out Jimmy Jones franchises to just about any sleazy motherfucker out there."
"Man, screw this... Lets go to Domino's and eat some of their cheesy cardboard instead."




"Jimmy Jones: Free Kool-Aid"

by Rogue Employee August 5, 2008

Jimmy jacked

An explosion of energy by one usually acquired through sex, football, or other fun-like activities.

I'm excited, no I'm more than excited. I'm jimmy jacked.

by Mitchell-Francis June 6, 2010

Jimmy saville

A kind man that deserves lots of love of the country who had these terrible accusations made about him and the pre schoolers which isn’t true at all the pre schoolers loved jimmy

Jimmy saville is innocent

by End proppy October 12, 2022

Jimmy Rod

A middle aged balding, scooter riding, cat loving faggot ass of a man. Who when confronted cowers like the bitch he is and crys to his wife who then bitch slaps him and sends him to his top bunk.

Look It's Jimmy Rod on his scooter, holding a cat, with a black eye. I'll bet his wife kicked his ass again.

by Semper-Fi March 7, 2009

Jimmy Jam

a pinch/dip of smokeless tobacco, preferably Skoal Mint, that lacks in size or is smaller than that of the average five year old.

Wow dude, that's not even a dip its a damn jimmy jam.

Nice jimmy jam fag, my little brother puts in bigger dips than that.

by Bullrog March 8, 2011

Jimmy Riddle

An Affectionate Term to describe urinating. Often used be Royalty.

Oh my goodness, I do so need a Jimmy Riddle!

by Kate Pasola December 30, 2005

The Hot Jimmy

When you fuck a pussy long enough and hard enough to have the foliage displayed in a plume-like fashion. Then you pour Hot Sauce on the exposed vaginal area and salt it and pour lime juice on it and spray axe on it and set it on fire and pee on it to extinguish it. Then you eat the pussy.

Jack: Ready for the Hot Jimmy?

Meaghan: Fuck no, that shit's gonna fuck me up!

Jack: Alright here we go....

Meaghan: Fuckity! That shit is spicier than a Mexican asshole!

by therightseatinclass November 21, 2009