Jessica

A fun, smart, weird, goofy, special piece of trash girl. One of those people who you could complain about anything to them and they would never tell another soul. An outgoing girl that is very loyal to all her friends and will do anything for her best friends and loved ones.

Wow look at that trash their name must be Jessica.

by Daness June 23, 2017

Jessica

Extremely a fat ass bItch

I wish I never saw Jessica and her fat ass Because she’s weird not helpful

by Noah Coleman October 27, 2019

Sarah Jessica Parker

One of the Internet's many punching bags. It was once trendy to criticize her for her appearance and voice but new jokes about these things come across as trite and desperate.

Internet: "Hey! So! Do you hate Sarah Jessica Parker too?"
Humans: "Meh. Maybe 5 years ago. Now I really don't give a fuck."

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Jassin

Anything it needs to be.

Hey were you jassin it last night?
Yeah bro i jass everynight..

by Jad,Kevin October 5, 2007

jessica

loser that no one likes, hangs out with other ugly losers
very jealous of all other girls, weird ugly slut who looks like a pumpkin

look at that jessica girl she's such a loser

by truthtruthtruthtruth123 January 1, 2012

jessica simpson

Who cares? Let 1999 go. Anything produced by MTV post-january 2, 2000 is crap. Staged, pre-produced crap. Most of the suburban white kids who, from early 1998 to December 31 1999 7:00 pm ran home, turned on TRL, and called their friends to tell them that TRL was on, resorted to napster after Y2K started. "Why watch videos on MTV when I can download the whole album, some porn, and sell hardcore photos of myself to loser males?". Newlyweds is a show mostly watche ghetto blacks and trashy wiggers who can barely afford soap and groceries, let alone cable and satelite television. Newlyweds is irrelevant, outdated crap that is neither intellectual nor pop culture. It's irrelevant shit.

Let's watch Newlyweds which MTV watchers thinks is part of the hot reality craze (they also think that the reality television craze began with survivor in 2000, when the reality television craze began in 1991 with The Real World).

by smartguy5858 January 29, 2005

Jessica

Cum dumpster slut with low self esteem

"I got with jessica!"
Who hasn't?

by youstoopidcunt October 21, 2010