The Internet is the nearest any human will get to a god.
The internet is more powerful than any human in existence
The internet is more knowledgeable than any human in existence
It is a collection of minds across the world that forms a collective consciousness which is much like the trinity
(or the old creatures off the demonata)
It also gains more power with every millisecond and not so far from now will implode on its self leaving us helpless and back in the dark ages because at the time when it implodes it we would have become so dependant upon it that we wouldnt know how to live without it
The internet is more powerful than any human in existence
The internet is more knowledgeable than any human in existence
It is a collection of minds across the world that forms a collective consciousness which is much like the trinity
(or the old creatures off the demonata)
It also gains more power with every millisecond and not so far from now will implode on its self leaving us helpless and back in the dark ages because at the time when it implodes it we would have become so dependant upon it that we wouldnt know how to live without it
by NobodyLikesPaul May 2, 2010
Get the Internet mug.An insecure racist bastard (redneck or otherwise) who thinks that the "Anonomynity" of the internet allows them to say racist things they are too chicken-shit to say outside their MySpace, or Facebook, or Urban-dictionary definition of Obama.
John: I don't like this video. I'll add a comment that says
"Stupid Niggerz can fuk temselvves cauz der black"
Bill: Don't be such an Internet Racist
John: Wait a minute... go check your MySpace!
"Stupid Niggerz can fuk temselvves cauz der black"
Bill: Don't be such an Internet Racist
John: Wait a minute... go check your MySpace!
by Lord-of-the-Internet: Al Gore January 29, 2009
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When someone tries to act all big and cool on the internet by posting offensive and rude posts and comments on forums, youtube, etc. Often done to attempt to feel good about one's sad pathetic lonely life.
Nolifer: "you fucking idiot dont know anything about this go to fucking hell lolol i fuck your mom bitch!!
Human Being: "Stop flexing your internet muscles, everyone knows you aint shit"
Human Being: "Stop flexing your internet muscles, everyone knows you aint shit"
by McFondlemeslowly December 19, 2009
Get the Internet Muscles mug.False bravado or courage a male demonstrates when posting under the safe anonymity provided by the internet. Usually displayed by pimply-faced 98-lb. losers whom girls never look at except when ordering fries with their Super Burgers. Occurs most frequently on discussion forums during heated arguments. The more threatening one becomes, the bigger their "internet wang" is said to be.
Poster 1: "You think you're so tough? Come up here to Podunk, Illinois and I'll kick your ass!"
Poster 2: "My, what a huge internet wang you have."
Poster 2: "My, what a huge internet wang you have."
by dandi May 30, 2006
Get the internet wang mug.That quantity of consumer appreciation that marketers, advertisers, politicians, and occaisionally teachers try and maintain in their audiences in order to focus nebulous collective attention.
'i maintained their interest in the solar powered nuclear fallout suit by showing them pictures of fried chicken'
by anun January 28, 2004
Get the interest mug.I still need to get my homework done, file FAFSA form, and work on my novel, but I'll just reply to this post for a few more . . .
*checks clock*
DAMN! I've been on the internet for five hours already?
*checks clock*
DAMN! I've been on the internet for five hours already?
by Killing Kittens May 15, 2006
Get the internet mug.Used when someone is so very retarded that they dont deserve to be on the internet, these people can usually be identified easily:
14 years of age, female, over use of 'lol'.
10-18 male, anime references, no regard to grammer, and no regard to spelling.
Used to show superiority over the said retard, as in, I have more right to be on the internet than you do.
14 years of age, female, over use of 'lol'.
10-18 male, anime references, no regard to grammer, and no regard to spelling.
Used to show superiority over the said retard, as in, I have more right to be on the internet than you do.
14 year old girl: lol u lyk 24 lol dats so sht lol
Tibor: Get The Fuck off My Internet before I come to your house and shit on your face
Tibor: Get The Fuck off My Internet before I come to your house and shit on your face
by Tibor May 22, 2005
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