artisan of the Italian trouser snake

master of blow jobs , hand jobs , and all other activity's that can be done with the male reproductive organ.

You are an artisan of the Italian trouser snake.

by Laceless Shoe January 4, 2011

National Italian Discrimination Day

October 10th Is National Italian Discrimination Day! Make fun of all your Italian friends!

Hey, did you hear it's National Italian Discrimination Day? Let's go make fun of Mikey!

by morgantownmountaineer October 9, 2021

Italian beef sandwich vagina

A very gross, loose and saggy vagina that resembles the thick shreds of meat in an Italian beef sandwich. Generally found on strippers and porn actresses.

"Ew, did you see that stripper's Italian beef sandwich vagina? I want my fuckin' money back."

by Dave Losso December 12, 2007

italian hand sigh

when an italian is in a deep, serious or funny conversation and out of no where raises there hand to almost wave but its more like a arm spasm

italian -"so my ma was like Mariano you can't fist pump in a vine tasting gallery"
non italian friend " you just did the italian hand sigh, nice job bro!"
italian- "i didn't even notice bro, oh my gosh arm spasm !"

by pualua;) October 31, 2011

sweet italian fucking jesus!

An exclamation of shock/surprise.

You have your hair cut, coloured and styled in a top salon by a man wearing more make-up than you. He tells you the cost of your new barnet - you gasp, then mutter "'sweet italian fucking jesus!' I won't be coming back here again"

by Laura Wilson November 24, 2005

Goblin Mode Italian Style

Living a life of hedonism and reckless abandon, but also eating pasta at the same time.

Dave's really given up on life, he's gone goblin mode Italian style.

by SesameYeet February 22, 2023

Swiss-Italian-Country-Boy

A blonde haired doucher who takes delight in cramming dumplings down his throat and making others smell his chad. Strengths are his ability to court females and completely ruin them in the eyes of his friends by using their mouths as contraception. Weaknesses are skin pigments, died hair, sexual ambiguity and of course the dreaded kryptonite. The Swiss-Italian-Country-Boy (or SICB for short) is also a chameleon at heart. The SICB is equally at home in the country, working on the farmstead and talking Aussie slang to Bogans as he is when taking googs with a big bunch of boost’s in a pink singlets at summerdayze. Truly a rare species, the SICB polarises people and sickens even the most fucked individuals.

Swiss-Italian-Country-Boy or Rigga or SICB

by The Jackal 888 January 12, 2010