Paper-Free

A girl is so hot, that you would gladly lick her ass or pussy clean after she uses the bathroom. No use of toilet paper.

All guys: Damn she is gorgeous
Guy #1: Oh dude, she doesn't need toilet paper I would lick her clean even when she is done going to the bathroom!
Guy #2: Right? Fuck yeah I would too. She is definitely Paper-Free.

by SilverM14 December 9, 2012

Free-Freedom

Freedom without consequences.

Basically that feeling we have all craved for the feeling that makes you feel like you are immortal.

Dude: I'm so bored! Lol I wish I had Free-Freedom!

Dudette: Free-freedom?

Dude: Freedom without Consequences

by FonZehhhh January 27, 2013

$Free.99

The price of an object or service that should have cost you money but you got it for free instead!

“How much was that phone case? It’s cute”. “Oh thanks, well my homeboy works at that store so it was $Free.99”

by Mekalicious Macadocious12-9-20 April 19, 2018

Free the hostages

Letting a fart go after holding many in due to being in the company of someone

I had been with my girlfriend and her parents all day. My stomach was aching due to holding the farts in fart napping, so I couldn't wait to leave the house and free the hostages.

by thelaird1 October 27, 2010

Free Crayon

When you can’t find a crayon so you grab your dick and cover it in paint and use it as your crayon.

Hey, Mrs. Downs, do you mind if I use my free crayon?

by I’m Derschian May 26, 2018

Cash-free

Having no liquid monetary asset; poor. Usually a temporary condition. Adjective.

"Wanna go get a pizza, brah?"
"Sorry, man, no can do. I'm cash-free until payday."

by Subdued Blonde November 25, 2017

Clue free

Without a clue. Unknowing of the obvious. Incrementally worse than clueless.

After Jane blew Bob off for the third time, Cindy said, "Wow, Bob really is clue free, isn't he?"

by EB Stache August 25, 2008