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Home But Hiding 

A phrase used by Jehovah’s Witnesses conducting door-to-door ministry to jokingly refer to the occurrence when a householder is obviously home but pretending not to be.

This phrase is a play-on-words based on the official phrase “Not at Home.” Jehovah’s Witnesses preach methodically and keep lists of every home they visit where no one answered the door, so that they can go back at another time in the hopes that someone will eventually answer. The list is referred to as “the not at homes” and the house itself is referred to as “a not at home.”

“Home-but-hiding” is not an official category and those houses are recorded as “not-at-homes” so that someone can return at another time.
JW 1: “Was that last house a not at home?”
JW 2: “No, it was a home but hiding.”
JW 1: “Ha! At least it wasn’t a do not call.”
Home But Hiding by JW Terms September 26, 2018

home and hosed 

10 more mins boys and we're home and hosed.
home and hosed by 1Head May 14, 2019

Homebucket 

The funkiest of the funky.
Mr. Boam is greatest funkiest guy of them all, he's THE HOMEBUCKET
Homebucket by LetsGoLHS August 26, 2020

grannies home made veggie soup 

When you drink about 30 beers the night before and eat a can of corn.
Johnny woke up early this morning, went straight to the bathroom and made himself a big ol bowl of grannies home made veggie soup. MMmm MMmm Good!!! :)

My Homboi is a n00b 

When your main homeboi is just stupid and you don't know why you actually hang out with him.
Fred: Hey, can you hang out on saturday?

Jimmy: Yeah bro

(Later that day)

Fred: Soooo, you can hang right?

Jimmy: Nah bro, not this weekend.

Fred: OMG,"My Homboi is a n00b"

Sweet Home Alabama'd 

Where you commit the incest on your sister or brother or someone your related to.
What are you doing brother! - stacey
Im sweet home alabamaing you! - John
Oh no - Stacey

Oh no ive been Sweet home Alabama'd - Stacey

Yes YES YOU HAVE!!!!!! - John
Sweet Home Alabama'd by Wakkl October 27, 2020