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Homo Hobo

an example of a Homo Hobo is Miley Cyrus
by dankmemeseatdreams May 24, 2018
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hobosexual

My buddy likes it in the ass, he's a real hobosexual.
by James Smart April 11, 2004
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Hobo Surprise

When a homeless person enters a phonebox to search for spare change in the coin slot and upon leaving he is surprised to find a bucketful of semen falling onto his head, splattering the exquisite contents all over his rags.
"Peter got hobo surprised last week, and he loved it"
by Horatio Q Nobcluster January 9, 2008
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Hobosexuel

Hobosexuels live on the street and can often be found sleeping on benches with newspaper hats on. These class of people are called hobosexuel because they tend to gravitate towards other people of the same, or lesser hobo status. And they differ from regular Hobos because they have a sock fetish.
David and I were walking down the street and he saw a hobosexuel on a bench and we got scared. We knew he was hobosexuel because he asked to smell David's socks.
by MackDaddyK March 5, 2007
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hobbsy

A person with a broken angel that hobbles around
You hobbsy bastard! I like your toes till they turn purple and eat some retards and take some drugs
by Kamikaze Wraith May 13, 2005
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Hobo

Some useless bum that sits infront of your school drinking alcohol, but in a way you feel like you want to hug them...
As Bob was walking to school on a nice friday morning, he came across a trail of beer bottles. He followed them to back behind his school where he saw a motionless lump under some blankets. He picked up a nearby stick and poked it a couple of times to see if it would move, it didn't. When Bob took the blanket off of it he saw a person that looked somewhat dead. To check he gave it a few kicks and it eventually woke up. As it started to stand up, Bob hugged it and jizzed his pants. Bob and the Hobo then spent the rest of the day drinking alcohol.
by Jones is da best January 17, 2012
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hobo bob

a hobo that smokes weed and gets money for sucking peoples dicks
isent that hobo bob, he is a weird dipshit
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