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The Hitler Theorem

The Hitler Theorem is in relation to how a stimulus affects you negatively day by day more than Adolf Hitler does. If something affects you worse than Adolf Hitler, then The Hitler Theorem can prove objectively that the stimulus is worse than Adolf Hitler.
"I'm tired of all this work my teacher is assigning me! It annoys me more than Adolf Hitler does, therefore according to The Hitler Theorem this homework is worse than Adolf Hitler!"
by Theoremist November 22, 2023
mugGet the The Hitler Theoremmug.

hitler

hey thats hitler
oh hes my idol
by monkeynutter34 June 14, 2023
mugGet the hitlermug.

Hitler

Probably and man who hates jews
"Hey that's Hitler over there
by DaRealHitler420 November 19, 2021
mugGet the Hitlermug.

Grailed Hitler

A notorious seller on Grailed, the fashion reselling platform, disliked by the fashion community.

Hated by the masses, this user resells items at extortionate prices with the purpose of creating "false hype".
Grailed Hitler profits off this by using Russian bot software on live fashion drops on websites which are scarce in quantity, to buy out all the stock for himself like Enfants Riches Deprimes. These pieces have a set price but he makes it seem like these pieces are highly sought after, whereas in reality they are not.

Effectively, this guy runs pumps and dumps on fashion.
Person 1: Hey, did you see 4GSellers new listing? Bro these geobaskets are 4000$ what a steal!
Person 2: No way youre in support of Grailed Hitler. Youre getting scammed astagfiruallah

4GSeller: yeah keep hating thats why you jack off to my girls onlyfans blah blah im obnoxious and fucking annoying book an appointment hmu icl ts pmo boohoo buy now

yungstarbeam: Hello Bro.. </3
by 4GSellerHater April 18, 2025
mugGet the Grailed Hitlermug.

Hitler

Nope. Nope. Fuck your Hitler. You don't need to stop Hilter that bad.
Hym "Your lottery is why Hitler and he was right."

Jew (In a Jewish Accent) "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal! Anyone that says we're bad is Hilter guys. God decided. I talked to him he said 👌Anyone who says jews bad is Hilter👌 I spoke to him. We gotta change all the laws now- Ope! He did it! Get him!"
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
mugGet the Hitlermug.

Adolf Hitler

Some small dick Austrian wanker who got mad and fucking killed 11 million people because he got rejected from art school. What a fucking loser.
Adolf Hitler: I am Adolf Hitler!
Any sensible person: Fuck off you Austrian cunt.
by KoditonKari69 October 4, 2023
mugGet the Adolf Hitlermug.

Hitler lost

What you say in response to some white american loser who identifies with wild, beyond stupid terms to the point where it makes the white american look like a nazi.
Person 1 ''I'm a celtic catholic saxoniite ex aryan anglo fusion.''

Person 2: ''Hitler lost, get over it.''
by TylerTheInventor February 24, 2023
mugGet the Hitler lostmug.

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